Seinfeld Deathmatch III

Updated 9:34am

Elimination 2

Mickey with Rock Fisted Hands And Turbo Boost Lifts vs.
Babu Bhatt and his Visa Renewal Papers The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 21:58:08

Ramon the Pool Guy with his Pool Net vs.
Manya with the Pony Jiffy Park Parking Lot 21:58:01

Elimination 3

Brody with a gun vs.
Sue Ellen and an Oh Henry Candy Bar

Elaine and her Everyday Sponges vs.
Drunken Lyle in a Towel with a case of Beer

H.E. Pennypacker and his 1.5 million dollar Aftershave vs.
Slippery Pete with his trusty Battery

J. Peterman with a Burmese Python vs.
Jack Klompus and the Cadillac

Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law vs.
Mabel Choate and her Tie Breaking Vote

Sophie and her Gonorrhea laden Tractor Seat vs.
Frank Costanza with a Festivus Pole

Winners 2

Crazy Joe Davola dressed as a Clown doing Karate vs.
Rusty the Horse and his Beef-o-Reeno Farts

FDR with Snowballs vs.
Shaky the Mohel with his Scalpel

George with exploding Eclairs vs.
Alton Benes with plenty of Ice

Naked Melissa with a Hairbrush and a Jar of Pickles vs.
Tim Whatley and his schtickle of highly poisonous Fluoride

Newman with his lifesaving Motor Cycle Helmet vs.
Little Jerry Seinfeld (Rooster) and the Tamale Vendor

Sidra Holland and her Real and Spectacular Rack vs.
Soup Nazi with Jambalaya

Stan The Caddy with a 3 Wood vs.
Puddy with his 8-Ball Jacket

Tom Pepper (TV Kramer) with his box of Raisins vs.
Kramer with Fusilli Jerry

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Steven Koren and the number 8
(bye)
Darren with a Cordless Phone 38
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Tom Pepper (TV Kramer) with his box of Raisins 67
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law
(bye)
(bye)
Kramer with Fusilli Jerry
George with exploding Eclairs
(bye)
Mickey with Rock Fisted Hands And Turbo Boost Lifts 33
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Slippery Pete with his trusty Battery 34
H.E. Pennypacker and his 1.5 million dollar Aftershave
(bye)
(bye)
Alton Benes with plenty of Ice
FDR with Snowballs
(bye)
(bye)
Frank Costanza with a Festivus Pole
Sophie and her Gonorrhea laden Tractor Seat
(bye)
(bye)
Shaky the Mohel with his Scalpel
The Maestro and the Chinese Herbal Healing Balm
(bye)
(bye)
Stan The Caddy with a 3 Wood
Manya with the Pony
(bye)
(bye)
Puddy with his 8-Ball Jacket
Sue Ellen and an Oh Henry Candy Bar
(bye)
Ramon the Pool Guy with his Pool Net 22
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Crazy Joe Davola dressed as a Clown doing Karate 114
Rusty the Horse and his Beef-o-Reeno Farts
(bye)
(bye)
Brody with a gun
Newman with his lifesaving Motor Cycle Helmet
(bye)
(bye)
Drunken Lyle in a Towel with a case of Beer
Little Jerry Seinfeld (Rooster) and the Tamale Vendor
(bye)
(bye)
Elaine and her Everyday Sponges
Jerry Seinfeld with a giant grenade firing Pez Dispenser
(bye)
(bye)
Sidra Holland and her Real and Spectacular Rack
Soup Nazi with Jambalaya
(bye)
(bye)
Babu Bhatt and his Visa Renewal Papers
Naked Melissa with a Hairbrush and a Jar of Pickles
(bye)
(bye)
Jack Klompus and the Cadillac
J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 100
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Mabel Choate and her Tie Breaking Vote 38
(bye)
Tim Whatley and his schtickle of highly poisonous Fluoride
Steven Koren and the number 8 11
A
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Tom Pepper (TV Kramer) with his box of Raisins 43
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 24
B
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Kramer with Fusilli Jerry 33
George with exploding Eclairs 40
C
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Slippery Pete with his trusty Battery 24
H.E. Pennypacker and his 1.5 million dollar Aftershave 32
D
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Alton Benes with plenty of Ice 35
FDR with Snowballs 108
E
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Frank Costanza with a Festivus Pole
Sophie and her Gonorrhea laden Tractor Seat 31
F
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Shaky the Mohel with his Scalpel 47
The Maestro and the Chinese Herbal Healing Balm 26
G
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Stan The Caddy with a 3 Wood 40
Manya with the Pony 37
H
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Puddy with his 8-Ball Jacket 79
Sue Ellen and an Oh Henry Candy Bar 17
I
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Crazy Joe Davola dressed as a Clown doing Karate 54
Rusty the Horse and his Beef-o-Reeno Farts 36
J
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Brody with a gun 18
Newman with his lifesaving Motor Cycle Helmet 29
K
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Drunken Lyle in a Towel with a case of Beer 29
Little Jerry Seinfeld (Rooster) and the Tamale Vendor 51
L
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Elaine and her Everyday Sponges 38
Jerry Seinfeld with a giant grenade firing Pez Dispenser 28
M
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Sidra Holland and her Real and Spectacular Rack 43
Soup Nazi with Jambalaya 59
N
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Babu Bhatt and his Visa Renewal Papers 24
Naked Melissa with a Hairbrush and a Jar of Pickles 36
O
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Jack Klompus and the Cadillac 26
J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 27
P
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Tim Whatley and his schtickle of highly poisonous Fluoride 31
Tom Pepper (TV Kramer) with his box of Raisins
Q
Kramer with Fusilli Jerry
George with exploding Eclairs
R
Alton Benes with plenty of Ice
FDR with Snowballs
S
Shaky the Mohel with his Scalpel
Stan The Caddy with a 3 Wood
T
Puddy with his 8-Ball Jacket
Crazy Joe Davola dressed as a Clown doing Karate
U
Rusty the Horse and his Beef-o-Reeno Farts
Newman with his lifesaving Motor Cycle Helmet
V
Little Jerry Seinfeld (Rooster) and the Tamale Vendor
Sidra Holland and her Real and Spectacular Rack
W
Soup Nazi with Jambalaya
Naked Melissa with a Hairbrush and a Jar of Pickles
X
Tim Whatley and his schtickle of highly poisonous Fluoride
Y
Z
AA
AB
AC
AD
AE
(bye)
Darren with a Cordless Phone
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
Mickey with Rock Fisted Hands And Turbo Boost Lifts
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
Ramon the Pool Guy with his Pool Net
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
Mabel Choate and her Tie Breaking Vote
(bye)
Darren with a Cordless Phone 27
P
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 39
(bye)
O
Jack Klompus and the Cadillac
Mickey with Rock Fisted Hands And Turbo Boost Lifts
N
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Babu Bhatt and his Visa Renewal Papers
(bye)
M
Jerry Seinfeld with a giant grenade firing Pez Dispenser
(bye)
L
Elaine and her Everyday Sponges
(bye)
K
Drunken Lyle in a Towel with a case of Beer
(bye)
J
Brody with a gun
(bye)
I
Sue Ellen and an Oh Henry Candy Bar
Ramon the Pool Guy with his Pool Net
H
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Manya with the Pony
(bye)
G
The Maestro and the Chinese Herbal Healing Balm
(bye)
F
Sophie and her Gonorrhea laden Tractor Seat
(bye)
E
Frank Costanza with a Festivus Pole
(bye)
D
H.E. Pennypacker and his 1.5 million dollar Aftershave
(bye)
C
Slippery Pete with his trusty Battery
(bye)
B
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law
Mabel Choate and her Tie Breaking Vote 43
A
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Steven Koren and the number 8 25
J. Peterman with a Burmese Python
Jack Klompus and the Cadillac
Jerry Seinfeld with a giant grenade firing Pez Dispenser
Elaine and her Everyday Sponges
Drunken Lyle in a Towel with a case of Beer
Brody with a gun
Sue Ellen and an Oh Henry Candy Bar
The Maestro and the Chinese Herbal Healing Balm
Sophie and her Gonorrhea laden Tractor Seat
Frank Costanza with a Festivus Pole
H.E. Pennypacker and his 1.5 million dollar Aftershave
Slippery Pete with his trusty Battery
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law
Mabel Choate and her Tie Breaking Vote
T
S
R
Q
X
W
V
U
AB
AA
Z
Y
AC
AD
AE

33th

  Darren with a Cordless Phone

  Steven Koren and the number 8

Elimination 2

Darren with a Cordless Phone 27 L vs.
J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 39 W The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:42:32

Mabel Choate and her Tie Breaking Vote 43 W vs.
Steven Koren and the number 8 25 L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:42:58

Winners 1

FDR with Snowballs 108 W vs.
Frank Costanza with a Festivus Pole L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:01:23

George with exploding Eclairs 40 W vs.
Slippery Pete with his trusty Battery 24 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:51:53

H.E. Pennypacker and his 1.5 million dollar Aftershave 32 L vs.
Alton Benes with plenty of Ice 35 W The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:18:48

J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 27 L vs.
Tim Whatley and his schtickle of highly poisonous Fluoride 31 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:52:32

Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 24 L vs.
Kramer with Fusilli Jerry 33 W The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 21:20:47

Jerry Seinfeld with a giant grenade firing Pez Dispenser 28 L vs.
Sidra Holland and her Real and Spectacular Rack 43 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 21:49:56

Little Jerry Seinfeld (Rooster) and the Tamale Vendor 51 W vs.
Elaine and her Everyday Sponges 38 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:51:49

Manya with the Pony 37 L vs.
Puddy with his 8-Ball Jacket 79 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:52:40

Naked Melissa with a Hairbrush and a Jar of Pickles 36 W vs.
Jack Klompus and the Cadillac 26 L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:30:00

Newman with his lifesaving Motor Cycle Helmet 29 W vs.
Drunken Lyle in a Towel with a case of Beer 29 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:30:23

Rusty the Horse and his Beef-o-Reeno Farts 36 W vs.
Brody with a gun 18 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:32:13

Sophie and her Gonorrhea laden Tractor Seat 31 L vs.
Shaky the Mohel with his Scalpel 47 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:31:41

Soup Nazi with Jambalaya 59 W vs.
Babu Bhatt and his Visa Renewal Papers 24 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 09:45:07

Steven Koren and the number 8 11 L vs.
Tom Pepper (TV Kramer) with his box of Raisins 43 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 09:43:19

Sue Ellen and an Oh Henry Candy Bar 17 L vs.
Crazy Joe Davola dressed as a Clown doing Karate 54 W The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 06:12:04

The Maestro and the Chinese Herbal Healing Balm 26 L vs.
Stan The Caddy with a 3 Wood 40 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 06:11:31

Round 1

Darren with a Cordless Phone 38 L vs.
Tom Pepper (TV Kramer) with his box of Raisins 67 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:57:39

J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 100 W vs.
Mabel Choate and her Tie Breaking Vote 38 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:57:26

Mickey with Rock Fisted Hands And Turbo Boost Lifts 33 L vs.
Slippery Pete with his trusty Battery 34 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:18:45

Ramon the Pool Guy with his Pool Net 22 L vs.
Crazy Joe Davola dressed as a Clown doing Karate 114 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:57:54

1st - Flash (Williams,1979)

2nd - $360

3rd - $240

4th - $120

5th (2-way tie) - $90

7th (2-way tie) - $50

9th (4-way tie) - $30

13th (4-way tie) - $20