Seinfeld Deathmatch III

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Steven Koren and the number 8
(bye)
Darren with a Cordless Phone 38
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Tom Pepper (TV Kramer) with his box of Raisins 67
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law
(bye)
(bye)
Kramer with Fusilli Jerry
George with exploding Eclairs
(bye)
Mickey with Rock Fisted Hands And Turbo Boost Lifts 33
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Slippery Pete with his trusty Battery 34
H.E. Pennypacker and his 1.5 million dollar Aftershave
(bye)
(bye)
Alton Benes with plenty of Ice
FDR with Snowballs
(bye)
(bye)
Frank Costanza with a Festivus Pole
Sophie and her Gonorrhea laden Tractor Seat
(bye)
(bye)
Shaky the Mohel with his Scalpel
The Maestro and the Chinese Herbal Healing Balm
(bye)
(bye)
Stan The Caddy with a 3 Wood
Manya with the Pony
(bye)
(bye)
Puddy with his 8-Ball Jacket
Sue Ellen and an Oh Henry Candy Bar
(bye)
Ramon the Pool Guy with his Pool Net 22
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Crazy Joe Davola dressed as a Clown doing Karate 114
Rusty the Horse and his Beef-o-Reeno Farts
(bye)
(bye)
Brody with a gun
Newman with his lifesaving Motor Cycle Helmet
(bye)
(bye)
Drunken Lyle in a Towel with a case of Beer
Little Jerry Seinfeld (Rooster) and the Tamale Vendor
(bye)
(bye)
Elaine and her Everyday Sponges
Jerry Seinfeld with a giant grenade firing Pez Dispenser
(bye)
(bye)
Sidra Holland and her Real and Spectacular Rack
Soup Nazi with Jambalaya
(bye)
(bye)
Babu Bhatt and his Visa Renewal Papers
Naked Melissa with a Hairbrush and a Jar of Pickles
(bye)
(bye)
Jack Klompus and the Cadillac
J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 100
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Mabel Choate and her Tie Breaking Vote 38
(bye)
Tim Whatley and his schtickle of highly poisonous Fluoride
Steven Koren and the number 8 11
A
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Tom Pepper (TV Kramer) with his box of Raisins 43
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 24
B
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Kramer with Fusilli Jerry 33
George with exploding Eclairs 40
C
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Slippery Pete with his trusty Battery 24
H.E. Pennypacker and his 1.5 million dollar Aftershave 32
D
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Alton Benes with plenty of Ice 35
FDR with Snowballs 108
E
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Frank Costanza with a Festivus Pole
Sophie and her Gonorrhea laden Tractor Seat 31
F
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Shaky the Mohel with his Scalpel 47
The Maestro and the Chinese Herbal Healing Balm 26
G
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Stan The Caddy with a 3 Wood 40
Manya with the Pony 37
H
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Puddy with his 8-Ball Jacket 79
Sue Ellen and an Oh Henry Candy Bar 17
I
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Crazy Joe Davola dressed as a Clown doing Karate 54
Rusty the Horse and his Beef-o-Reeno Farts 36
J
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Brody with a gun 18
Newman with his lifesaving Motor Cycle Helmet 29
K
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Drunken Lyle in a Towel with a case of Beer 29
Little Jerry Seinfeld (Rooster) and the Tamale Vendor 51
L
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Elaine and her Everyday Sponges 38
Jerry Seinfeld with a giant grenade firing Pez Dispenser 28
M
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Sidra Holland and her Real and Spectacular Rack 43
Soup Nazi with Jambalaya 59
N
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Babu Bhatt and his Visa Renewal Papers 24
Naked Melissa with a Hairbrush and a Jar of Pickles 36
O
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Jack Klompus and the Cadillac 26
J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 27
P
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Tim Whatley and his schtickle of highly poisonous Fluoride 31
Tom Pepper (TV Kramer) with his box of Raisins 20
Q
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Kramer with Fusilli Jerry 41
George with exploding Eclairs 43
R
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Alton Benes with plenty of Ice 22
FDR with Snowballs 65
S
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Shaky the Mohel with his Scalpel 60
Stan The Caddy with a 3 Wood 22
T
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Puddy with his 8-Ball Jacket 50
Crazy Joe Davola dressed as a Clown doing Karate 36
U
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Rusty the Horse and his Beef-o-Reeno Farts 27
Newman with his lifesaving Motor Cycle Helmet 17
V
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Little Jerry Seinfeld (Rooster) and the Tamale Vendor 49
Sidra Holland and her Real and Spectacular Rack 27
W
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Soup Nazi with Jambalaya 51
Naked Melissa with a Hairbrush and a Jar of Pickles 41
X
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Tim Whatley and his schtickle of highly poisonous Fluoride 39
Kramer with Fusilli Jerry 78
Y
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
George with exploding Eclairs 68
FDR with Snowballs 11
Z
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Puddy with his 8-Ball Jacket 41
Crazy Joe Davola dressed as a Clown doing Karate 56
AA
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Little Jerry Seinfeld (Rooster) and the Tamale Vendor 90
Soup Nazi with Jambalaya 122
AB
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Naked Melissa with a Hairbrush and a Jar of Pickles 25
Kramer with Fusilli Jerry 133
AC
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Puddy with his 8-Ball Jacket 142
Little Jerry Seinfeld (Rooster) and the Tamale Vendor 75
AD
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Soup Nazi with Jambalaya 113
Puddy with his 8-Ball Jacket 138
AE
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Soup Nazi with Jambalaya 170
Soup Nazi with Jambalaya 111
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 157
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 119
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Soup Nazi with Jambalaya 64
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law
(bye)
Darren with a Cordless Phone
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
Mickey with Rock Fisted Hands And Turbo Boost Lifts
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
Ramon the Pool Guy with his Pool Net
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
Mabel Choate and her Tie Breaking Vote
(bye)
Darren with a Cordless Phone 27
P
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 39
(bye)
O
Jack Klompus and the Cadillac
Mickey with Rock Fisted Hands And Turbo Boost Lifts 59
N
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Babu Bhatt and his Visa Renewal Papers 39
(bye)
M
Jerry Seinfeld with a giant grenade firing Pez Dispenser
(bye)
L
Elaine and her Everyday Sponges
(bye)
K
Drunken Lyle in a Towel with a case of Beer
(bye)
J
Brody with a gun
(bye)
I
Sue Ellen and an Oh Henry Candy Bar
Ramon the Pool Guy with his Pool Net 22
H
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Manya with the Pony 31
(bye)
G
The Maestro and the Chinese Herbal Healing Balm
(bye)
F
Sophie and her Gonorrhea laden Tractor Seat
(bye)
E
Frank Costanza with a Festivus Pole
(bye)
D
H.E. Pennypacker and his 1.5 million dollar Aftershave
(bye)
C
Slippery Pete with his trusty Battery
(bye)
B
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law
Mabel Choate and her Tie Breaking Vote 43
A
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Steven Koren and the number 8 25
J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 39
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Jack Klompus and the Cadillac 25
Mickey with Rock Fisted Hands And Turbo Boost Lifts 52
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Jerry Seinfeld with a giant grenade firing Pez Dispenser
Elaine and her Everyday Sponges 55
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Drunken Lyle in a Towel with a case of Beer 28
Brody with a gun 70
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Sue Ellen and an Oh Henry Candy Bar
Manya with the Pony 40
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
The Maestro and the Chinese Herbal Healing Balm 31
Sophie and her Gonorrhea laden Tractor Seat 103
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Frank Costanza with a Festivus Pole
H.E. Pennypacker and his 1.5 million dollar Aftershave 24
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Slippery Pete with his trusty Battery 15
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 44
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Mabel Choate and her Tie Breaking Vote 16
J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 54
T
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Stan The Caddy with a 3 Wood 32
Mickey with Rock Fisted Hands And Turbo Boost Lifts 93
S
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Shaky the Mohel with his Scalpel 51
Elaine and her Everyday Sponges 75
R
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Alton Benes with plenty of Ice 37
Brody with a gun 17
Q
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Tom Pepper (TV Kramer) with his box of Raisins 44
Manya with the Pony 44
X
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Tim Whatley and his schtickle of highly poisonous Fluoride 111
Sophie and her Gonorrhea laden Tractor Seat 28
W
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Sidra Holland and her Real and Spectacular Rack 123
H.E. Pennypacker and his 1.5 million dollar Aftershave 26
V
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Newman with his lifesaving Motor Cycle Helmet 20
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 170
U
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Rusty the Horse and his Beef-o-Reeno Farts 38
J. Peterman with a Burmese Python
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Mickey with Rock Fisted Hands And Turbo Boost Lifts
Elaine and her Everyday Sponges 147
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Tom Pepper (TV Kramer) with his box of Raisins 38
Tim Whatley and his schtickle of highly poisonous Fluoride
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Sidra Holland and her Real and Spectacular Rack
H.E. Pennypacker and his 1.5 million dollar Aftershave 72
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 87
J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 127
AB
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Naked Melissa with a Hairbrush and a Jar of Pickles 18
Elaine and her Everyday Sponges 103
AA
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Crazy Joe Davola dressed as a Clown doing Karate 64
Sidra Holland and her Real and Spectacular Rack 82
Z
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
FDR with Snowballs 50
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 127
Y
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
George with exploding Eclairs 36
J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 100
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Elaine and her Everyday Sponges 98
Sidra Holland and her Real and Spectacular Rack 47
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 164
J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 94
AC
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Kramer with Fusilli Jerry 84
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 149
AD
Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Little Jerry Seinfeld (Rooster) and the Tamale Vendor 102
J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 92
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 143
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 117
AE
The Jiffy Park Parking Lot
Puddy with his 8-Ball Jacket 103
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law

1st

  Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law

2nd

  Soup Nazi with Jambalaya

3rd

  Puddy with his 8-Ball Jacket

4th

  J. Peterman with a Burmese Python

5th

  Kramer with Fusilli Jerry

  Little Jerry Seinfeld (Rooster) and the Tamale Vendor

7th

  Elaine and her Everyday Sponges

  Sidra Holland and her Real and Spectacular Rack

9th

  Naked Melissa with a Hairbrush and a Jar of Pickles

  Crazy Joe Davola dressed as a Clown doing Karate

  FDR with Snowballs

  George with exploding Eclairs

13th

  Mickey with Rock Fisted Hands And Turbo Boost Lifts

  Tom Pepper (TV Kramer) with his box of Raisins

  Tim Whatley and his schtickle of highly poisonous Fluoride

  H.E. Pennypacker and his 1.5 million dollar Aftershave

17th

  Stan The Caddy with a 3 Wood

  Shaky the Mohel with his Scalpel

  Alton Benes with plenty of Ice

  Brody with a gun

  Manya with the Pony

  Sophie and her Gonorrhea laden Tractor Seat

  Newman with his lifesaving Motor Cycle Helmet

  Rusty the Horse and his Beef-o-Reeno Farts

25th

  Jack Klompus and the Cadillac

  Jerry Seinfeld with a giant grenade firing Pez Dispenser

  Drunken Lyle in a Towel with a case of Beer

  Sue Ellen and an Oh Henry Candy Bar

  The Maestro and the Chinese Herbal Healing Balm

  Frank Costanza with a Festivus Pole

  Slippery Pete with his trusty Battery

  Mabel Choate and her Tie Breaking Vote

33th

  Darren with a Cordless Phone

  Babu Bhatt and his Visa Renewal Papers

  Ramon the Pool Guy with his Pool Net

  Steven Koren and the number 8

Final - Match 2

Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 119 W vs.
Soup Nazi with Jambalaya 64 L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 01:06:29

Final

Soup Nazi with Jambalaya 111 L vs.
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 157 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:58:37

Elimination Final

Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 117 W vs.
Puddy with his 8-Ball Jacket 103 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:32:45

Elimination Semi-final

J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 92 L vs.
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 143 W The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:13:11

Winners Final

Puddy with his 8-Ball Jacket 138 L vs.
Soup Nazi with Jambalaya 170 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:13:23

Elimination 8

J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 94 W vs.
Kramer with Fusilli Jerry 84 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:08:19

Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 149 W vs.
Little Jerry Seinfeld (Rooster) and the Tamale Vendor 102 L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:09:53

Elimination 7

J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 100 W vs.
Elaine and her Everyday Sponges 98 L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:05:07

Sidra Holland and her Real and Spectacular Rack 47 L vs.
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 164 W The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:54:43

Winners Semi-finals

Kramer with Fusilli Jerry 133 L vs.
Puddy with his 8-Ball Jacket 142 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:24:14

Little Jerry Seinfeld (Rooster) and the Tamale Vendor 75 L vs.
Soup Nazi with Jambalaya 113 W The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:22:09

Elimination 6

Elaine and her Everyday Sponges 103 W vs.
Crazy Joe Davola dressed as a Clown doing Karate 64 L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:39:03

J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 127 W vs.
Naked Melissa with a Hairbrush and a Jar of Pickles 18 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:39:46

Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 127 W vs.
George with exploding Eclairs 36 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:11:06

Sidra Holland and her Real and Spectacular Rack 82 W vs.
FDR with Snowballs 50 L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:10:58

Elimination 5

Elaine and her Everyday Sponges 147 W vs.
Tom Pepper (TV Kramer) with his box of Raisins 38 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 04:04

H.E. Pennypacker and his 1.5 million dollar Aftershave 72 L vs.
Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 87 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 02:55

J. Peterman with a Burmese Python W vs.
Mickey with Rock Fisted Hands And Turbo Boost Lifts L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 14:20:36

Tim Whatley and his schtickle of highly poisonous Fluoride L vs.
Sidra Holland and her Real and Spectacular Rack W The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 14:20:26

Winners 3

Crazy Joe Davola dressed as a Clown doing Karate 56 L vs.
Little Jerry Seinfeld (Rooster) and the Tamale Vendor 90 W The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 21:17:57

FDR with Snowballs 11 L vs.
Puddy with his 8-Ball Jacket 41 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 21:19:15

Kramer with Fusilli Jerry 78 W vs.
George with exploding Eclairs 68 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:52:48

Soup Nazi with Jambalaya 122 W vs.
Naked Melissa with a Hairbrush and a Jar of Pickles 25 L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:51:46

Elimination 4

Brody with a gun 17 L vs.
Tom Pepper (TV Kramer) with his box of Raisins 44 W The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:07:10

Elaine and her Everyday Sponges 75 W vs.
Alton Benes with plenty of Ice 37 L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:06:40

H.E. Pennypacker and his 1.5 million dollar Aftershave 26 W vs.
Newman with his lifesaving Motor Cycle Helmet 20 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 22:36:11

J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 54 W vs.
Stan The Caddy with a 3 Wood 32 L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 22:36:39

Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 170 W vs.
Rusty the Horse and his Beef-o-Reeno Farts 38 L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 11:42:26

Manya with the Pony 44 L vs.
Tim Whatley and his schtickle of highly poisonous Fluoride 111 W The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 11:43:06

Mickey with Rock Fisted Hands And Turbo Boost Lifts 93 W vs.
Shaky the Mohel with his Scalpel 51 L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 03:49:55

Sophie and her Gonorrhea laden Tractor Seat 28 L vs.
Sidra Holland and her Real and Spectacular Rack 123 W The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 03:50:41

Elimination 3

Brody with a gun 70 W vs.
Sue Ellen and an Oh Henry Candy Bar L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:42:53

Elaine and her Everyday Sponges 55 W vs.
Drunken Lyle in a Towel with a case of Beer 28 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:42:20

H.E. Pennypacker and his 1.5 million dollar Aftershave 24 W vs.
Slippery Pete with his trusty Battery 15 L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 06:04:21

J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 39 W vs.
Jack Klompus and the Cadillac 25 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 06:03:39

Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 44 W vs.
Mabel Choate and her Tie Breaking Vote 16 L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:02:35

Manya with the Pony 40 W vs.
The Maestro and the Chinese Herbal Healing Balm 31 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:03:08

Mickey with Rock Fisted Hands And Turbo Boost Lifts 52 W vs.
Jerry Seinfeld with a giant grenade firing Pez Dispenser L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 11:22:33

Sophie and her Gonorrhea laden Tractor Seat 103 W vs.
Frank Costanza with a Festivus Pole L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 11:21:39

Winners 2

Crazy Joe Davola dressed as a Clown doing Karate 36 W vs.
Rusty the Horse and his Beef-o-Reeno Farts 27 L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 01:36:04

FDR with Snowballs 65 W vs.
Shaky the Mohel with his Scalpel 60 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 01:35:21

George with exploding Eclairs 43 W vs.
Alton Benes with plenty of Ice 22 L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 07:31:06

Naked Melissa with a Hairbrush and a Jar of Pickles 41 W vs.
Tim Whatley and his schtickle of highly poisonous Fluoride 39 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 07:31:57

Newman with his lifesaving Motor Cycle Helmet 17 L vs.
Little Jerry Seinfeld (Rooster) and the Tamale Vendor 49 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 03:05:34

Sidra Holland and her Real and Spectacular Rack 27 L vs.
Soup Nazi with Jambalaya 51 W The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 03:04:56

Stan The Caddy with a 3 Wood 22 L vs.
Puddy with his 8-Ball Jacket 50 W The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:00:54

Tom Pepper (TV Kramer) with his box of Raisins 20 L vs.
Kramer with Fusilli Jerry 41 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:01:23

Elimination 2

Darren with a Cordless Phone 27 L vs.
J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 39 W The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:42:32

Mabel Choate and her Tie Breaking Vote 43 W vs.
Steven Koren and the number 8 25 L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:42:58

Mickey with Rock Fisted Hands And Turbo Boost Lifts 59 W vs.
Babu Bhatt and his Visa Renewal Papers 39 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:29:07

Ramon the Pool Guy with his Pool Net 22 L vs.
Manya with the Pony 31 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:28:15

Winners 1

FDR with Snowballs 108 W vs.
Frank Costanza with a Festivus Pole L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:01:23

George with exploding Eclairs 40 W vs.
Slippery Pete with his trusty Battery 24 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:51:53

H.E. Pennypacker and his 1.5 million dollar Aftershave 32 L vs.
Alton Benes with plenty of Ice 35 W The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:18:48

J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 27 L vs.
Tim Whatley and his schtickle of highly poisonous Fluoride 31 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:52:32

Jackie Chiles and the Power of the Law 24 L vs.
Kramer with Fusilli Jerry 33 W The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 21:20:47

Jerry Seinfeld with a giant grenade firing Pez Dispenser 28 L vs.
Sidra Holland and her Real and Spectacular Rack 43 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 21:49:56

Little Jerry Seinfeld (Rooster) and the Tamale Vendor 51 W vs.
Elaine and her Everyday Sponges 38 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:51:49

Manya with the Pony 37 L vs.
Puddy with his 8-Ball Jacket 79 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:52:40

Naked Melissa with a Hairbrush and a Jar of Pickles 36 W vs.
Jack Klompus and the Cadillac 26 L Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:30:00

Newman with his lifesaving Motor Cycle Helmet 29 W vs.
Drunken Lyle in a Towel with a case of Beer 29 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:30:23

Rusty the Horse and his Beef-o-Reeno Farts 36 W vs.
Brody with a gun 18 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:32:13

Sophie and her Gonorrhea laden Tractor Seat 31 L vs.
Shaky the Mohel with his Scalpel 47 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 00:31:41

Soup Nazi with Jambalaya 59 W vs.
Babu Bhatt and his Visa Renewal Papers 24 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 09:45:07

Steven Koren and the number 8 11 L vs.
Tom Pepper (TV Kramer) with his box of Raisins 43 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 09:43:19

Sue Ellen and an Oh Henry Candy Bar 17 L vs.
Crazy Joe Davola dressed as a Clown doing Karate 54 W The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 06:12:04

The Maestro and the Chinese Herbal Healing Balm 26 L vs.
Stan The Caddy with a 3 Wood 40 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 06:11:31

Round 1

Darren with a Cordless Phone 38 L vs.
Tom Pepper (TV Kramer) with his box of Raisins 67 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:57:39

J. Peterman with a Burmese Python 100 W vs.
Mabel Choate and her Tie Breaking Vote 38 L The Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:57:26

Mickey with Rock Fisted Hands And Turbo Boost Lifts 33 L vs.
Slippery Pete with his trusty Battery 34 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:18:45

Ramon the Pool Guy with his Pool Net 22 L vs.
Crazy Joe Davola dressed as a Clown doing Karate 114 W Jiffy Park Parking Lot 23:57:54

1st - Flash (Williams,1979)

2nd - $360

3rd - $240

4th - $120

5th (2-way tie) - $90

7th (2-way tie) - $50

9th (4-way tie) - $30

13th (4-way tie) - $20