Seinfeld SoupPosting Deathmatch

Updated 11:06am

Elimination 6

Ron owner of Ron’s Records vs.
Lawrence Taylor Monks Coffee Shop 15:25:48

The Valet Parking Attendant vs.
Antonio The Busboy Monk’s Coffee Shop 15:25:45

Elimination 7

George Steinbrenner vs.
Mr. Marbles

Winners Semi-finals

Frank Costanza’s Lawyer vs.
Marcelino

Franklin Delano Romanowski (FDR) vs.
Izzy Mandelbaum

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Frank Costanza’s Lawyer
(bye)
The Dominicans 28
Monks Coffee Shop
Mocha Joe 8
Jay Riemenschneider
(bye)
(bye)
Keith Hernandez
Lawrence Taylor
(bye)
(bye)
Stan The Caddy
Ron owner of Ron’s Records
(bye)
(bye)
Yuri Testikov
The Japanese Guys
(bye)
(bye)
The Valet Parking Attendant
Antonio The Busboy
(bye)
(bye)
Dr. Reston
Harold and Manny
(bye)
(bye)
Marcelino
Ramon 28
Monks Coffee Shop
Tim The Neo-Nazi 10
(bye)
Ukrainian Subway Guy
Jerry "Pachyderm" Pershek
(bye)
Franklin Delano Romanowski (FDR) 32
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Matthew 6
Mr. Marbles
(bye)
(bye)
Mr. Pitt
Sidra Holland
(bye)
(bye)
Nicki
Susan Ross
(bye)
(bye)
Kenny Rogers
Sid the Car Parker
(bye)
(bye)
Steve Gendason
George Steinbrenner
(bye)
(bye)
Corky Ramirez
Mr. Yamaguchi
(bye)
(bye)
Rusty The Horse
The Sunshine Carpet Cleaners 16
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Rebecca DeMornay 25
(bye)
Izzy Mandelbaum
Frank Costanza’s Lawyer 48
A
Monk’s Coffee Shop
The Dominicans 14
Jay Riemenschneider 13
B
Monks Coffee Shop
Keith Hernandez 30
Lawrence Taylor 46
C
Monks Coffee Shop
Stan The Caddy 23
Ron owner of Ron’s Records 10
D
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Yuri Testikov 24
The Japanese Guys 20
E
Monks Coffee Shop
The Valet Parking Attendant 17
Antonio The Busboy 28
F
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Dr. Reston 26
Harold and Manny 21
G
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Marcelino 35
Ramon 17
H
Monks Coffee Shop
Ukrainian Subway Guy 27
Jerry "Pachyderm" Pershek 13
I
Monks Coffee Shop
Franklin Delano Romanowski (FDR) 53
Mr. Marbles 26
J
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Mr. Pitt 27
Sidra Holland 20
K
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Nicki 10
Susan Ross 21
L
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Kenny Rogers 22
Sid the Car Parker 26
M
Monks Coffee Shop
Steve Gendason 12
George Steinbrenner 36
N
Monks Coffee Shop
Corky Ramirez 11
Mr. Yamaguchi 16
O
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Rusty The Horse 29
Rebecca DeMornay 20
P
Monks Coffee Shop
Izzy Mandelbaum 22
Frank Costanza’s Lawyer 33
Q
Monks Coffee Shop
Keith Hernandez 11
Lawrence Taylor 25
R
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Yuri Testikov 18
The Japanese Guys 17
S
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Antonio The Busboy 26
Marcelino 21
T
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Ukrainian Subway Guy 20
Franklin Delano Romanowski (FDR) 31
U
Monks Coffee Shop
Mr. Pitt 12
Sidra Holland 12
V
Monks Coffee Shop
Kenny Rogers 25
Sid the Car Parker 11
W
Monk’s Coffee Shop
George Steinbrenner 23
Rusty The Horse 22
X
Monks Coffee Shop
Izzy Mandelbaum 27
Frank Costanza’s Lawyer 25
Y
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Lawrence Taylor 8
Antonio The Busboy 11
Z
Monks Coffee Shop
Marcelino 19
Franklin Delano Romanowski (FDR) 26
AA
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Kenny Rogers 11
George Steinbrenner 16
AB
Monks Coffee Shop
Izzy Mandelbaum 18
Frank Costanza’s Lawyer
AC
Marcelino
Franklin Delano Romanowski (FDR)
AD
Izzy Mandelbaum
AE
(bye)
Mocha Joe
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
Tim The Neo-Nazi
(bye)
(bye)
Matthew
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
(bye)
The Sunshine Carpet Cleaners
(bye)
Mocha Joe 5
P
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Rebecca DeMornay 38
(bye)
O
Mr. Yamaguchi
(bye)
N
Corky Ramirez
(bye)
M
Steve Gendason
(bye)
L
Susan Ross
(bye)
K
Nicki
(bye)
J
Mr. Marbles
Tim The Neo-Nazi 20
I
Monks Coffee Shop
Jerry "Pachyderm" Pershek 26
Matthew 5
H
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Ramon 30
(bye)
G
Harold and Manny
(bye)
F
Dr. Reston
(bye)
E
The Valet Parking Attendant
(bye)
D
Ron owner of Ron’s Records
(bye)
C
Stan The Caddy
(bye)
B
Jay Riemenschneider
The Sunshine Carpet Cleaners 20
A
Monks Coffee Shop
The Dominicans 23
Rebecca DeMornay 23
Monks Coffee Shop
Mr. Yamaguchi 14
Corky Ramirez 9
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Steve Gendason 22
Susan Ross 18
Monks Coffee Shop
Nicki 19
Mr. Marbles 23
Monks Coffee Shop
Jerry "Pachyderm" Pershek 9
Ramon 24
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Harold and Manny 18
Dr. Reston 10
Monks Coffee Shop
The Valet Parking Attendant 27
Ron owner of Ron’s Records 20
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Stan The Caddy 13
Jay Riemenschneider 6
Monk’s Coffee Shop
The Dominicans 32
Rebecca DeMornay 18
T
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Ukrainian Subway Guy 15
Steve Gendason 11
S
Monk’s Coffee Shop
The Japanese Guys 26
Nicki 16
R
Monks Coffee Shop
Yuri Testikov 12
Mr. Marbles 24
Q
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Keith Hernandez 14
Ramon 14
X
Monks Coffee Shop
Rusty The Horse 13
The Valet Parking Attendant 16
W
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Sid the Car Parker 13
Ron owner of Ron’s Records 12
V
Monks Coffee Shop
Sidra Holland 10
The Dominicans 11
U
Monks Coffee Shop
Mr. Pitt 13
Rebecca DeMornay 19
Monk’s Coffee Shop
The Japanese Guys 17
Nicki 7
Monks Coffee Shop
Mr. Marbles 23
Ramon 10
Monk’s Coffee Shop
The Valet Parking Attendant 26
Ron owner of Ron’s Records 18
Monks Coffee Shop
Mr. Pitt 8
Rebecca DeMornay 13
AB
Monk’s Coffee Shop
George Steinbrenner 20
Mr. Marbles 19
AA
Monks Coffee Shop
Kenny Rogers 14
The Valet Parking Attendant
Z
Monk’s Coffee Shop
Antonio The Busboy
Ron owner of Ron’s Records
Y
Monks Coffee Shop
Lawrence Taylor
George Steinbrenner
Mr. Marbles
AC
AD
AE

9th

  Rebecca DeMornay

  Kenny Rogers

13th

  The Japanese Guys

  Nicki

  Ramon

  Mr. Pitt

17th

  Ukrainian Subway Guy

  Steve Gendason

  Yuri Testikov

  Keith Hernandez

  Rusty The Horse

  Sid the Car Parker

  Sidra Holland

  The Dominicans

25th

  Mr. Yamaguchi

  Corky Ramirez

  Susan Ross

  Jerry "Pachyderm" Pershek

  Harold and Manny

  Dr. Reston

  Stan The Caddy

  Jay Riemenschneider

33th

  Mocha Joe

  Tim The Neo-Nazi

  Matthew

  The Sunshine Carpet Cleaners

Elimination 6

Mr. Marbles 19 W vs.
Kenny Rogers 14 L Monks Coffee Shop 00:01:19

Rebecca DeMornay 13 L vs.
George Steinbrenner 20 W Monk’s Coffee Shop 00:00:54

Elimination 5

Nicki 7 L vs.
Mr. Marbles 23 W Monks Coffee Shop 00:35:16

Ramon 10 L vs.
The Valet Parking Attendant 26 W Monk’s Coffee Shop 01:02:57

Rebecca DeMornay 19 W vs.
The Japanese Guys 17 L Monk’s Coffee Shop 00:34:52

Ron owner of Ron’s Records 18 W vs.
Mr. Pitt 8 L Monks Coffee Shop 01:02:25

Winners 3

Antonio The Busboy 11 L vs.
Marcelino 19 W Monks Coffee Shop 31:24

Frank Costanza’s Lawyer 25 W vs.
Lawrence Taylor 8 L Monk’s Coffee Shop 31:05

Franklin Delano Romanowski (FDR) 26 W vs.
Kenny Rogers 11 L Monk’s Coffee Shop 23:52:08

George Steinbrenner 16 L vs.
Izzy Mandelbaum 18 W Monks Coffee Shop 23:51:42

Elimination 4

Mr. Marbles 24 W vs.
Keith Hernandez 14 L Monk’s Coffee Shop 23:51:06

Nicki 16 W vs.
Yuri Testikov 12 L Monks Coffee Shop 23:50:41

Ramon 14 W vs.
Rusty The Horse 13 L Monks Coffee Shop 23:48:02

Rebecca DeMornay 18 W vs.
Ukrainian Subway Guy 15 L Monk’s Coffee Shop 23:47:42

Ron owner of Ron’s Records 12 W vs.
Sidra Holland 10 L Monks Coffee Shop 00:13:35

Steve Gendason 11 L vs.
The Japanese Guys 26 W Monk’s Coffee Shop 00:13:10

The Dominicans 11 L vs.
Mr. Pitt 13 W Monks Coffee Shop 23:48:11

The Valet Parking Attendant 16 W vs.
Sid the Car Parker 13 L Monk’s Coffee Shop 23:47:50

Elimination 3

Corky Ramirez 9 L vs.
Steve Gendason 22 W Monk’s Coffee Shop 23:53:30

Dr. Reston 10 L vs.
The Valet Parking Attendant 27 W Monks Coffee Shop 23:48:17

Jay Riemenschneider 6 L vs.
The Dominicans 32 W Monk’s Coffee Shop 23:57:15

Mr. Marbles 23 W vs.
Jerry "Pachyderm" Pershek 9 L Monks Coffee Shop 23:56:47

Ramon 24 W vs.
Harold and Manny 18 L Monk’s Coffee Shop 15:59

Rebecca DeMornay 23 W vs.
Mr. Yamaguchi 14 L Monks Coffee Shop 15:33

Ron owner of Ron’s Records 20 W vs.
Stan The Caddy 13 L Monk’s Coffee Shop 23:59:34

Susan Ross 18 L vs.
Nicki 19 W Monks Coffee Shop 23:59:15

Winners 2

Frank Costanza’s Lawyer 33 W vs.
Keith Hernandez 11 L Monks Coffee Shop 00:05:24

Franklin Delano Romanowski (FDR) 31 W vs.
Mr. Pitt 12 L Monks Coffee Shop 23:53:46

Lawrence Taylor 25 W vs.
Yuri Testikov 18 L Monk’s Coffee Shop 00:05:37

Marcelino 21 W vs.
Ukrainian Subway Guy 20 L Monk’s Coffee Shop 23:53:22

Rusty The Horse 22 L vs.
Izzy Mandelbaum 27 W Monks Coffee Shop 33:16

Sid the Car Parker 11 L vs.
George Steinbrenner 23 W Monk’s Coffee Shop 32:50

Sidra Holland 12 L vs.
Kenny Rogers 25 W Monks Coffee Shop 00:12:31

The Japanese Guys 17 L vs.
Antonio The Busboy 26 W Monk’s Coffee Shop 00:12:02

Elimination 2

Matthew 5 L vs.
Ramon 30 W Monk’s Coffee Shop 00:06:17

Mocha Joe 5 L vs.
Rebecca DeMornay 38 W Monk’s Coffee Shop 23:51:46

The Sunshine Carpet Cleaners 20 L vs.
The Dominicans 23 W Monks Coffee Shop 00:06:53

Tim The Neo-Nazi 20 L vs.
Jerry "Pachyderm" Pershek 26 W Monks Coffee Shop 23:51:40

Winners 1

Antonio The Busboy 28 W vs.
Dr. Reston 26 L Monk’s Coffee Shop 23:35:20

Frank Costanza’s Lawyer 48 W vs.
The Dominicans 14 L Monk’s Coffee Shop 23:59:26

George Steinbrenner 36 W vs.
Corky Ramirez 11 L Monks Coffee Shop 23:35:09

Harold and Manny 21 L vs.
Marcelino 35 W Monk’s Coffee Shop 23:32:34

Jay Riemenschneider 13 L vs.
Keith Hernandez 30 W Monks Coffee Shop 23:32:22

Jerry "Pachyderm" Pershek 13 L vs.
Franklin Delano Romanowski (FDR) 53 W Monks Coffee Shop 23:58:57

Lawrence Taylor 46 W vs.
Stan The Caddy 23 L Monks Coffee Shop 23:58:12

Mr. Marbles 26 L vs.
Mr. Pitt 27 W Monk’s Coffee Shop 23:58:28

Mr. Yamaguchi 16 L vs.
Rusty The Horse 29 W Monk’s Coffee Shop 23:57:26

Ramon 17 L vs.
Ukrainian Subway Guy 27 W Monks Coffee Shop 23:57:18

Rebecca DeMornay 20 L vs.
Izzy Mandelbaum 22 W Monks Coffee Shop 23:49:25

Ron owner of Ron’s Records 10 L vs.
Yuri Testikov 24 W Monk’s Coffee Shop 23:49:17

Sid the Car Parker 26 W vs.
Steve Gendason 12 L Monks Coffee Shop 23:44:55

Sidra Holland 20 W vs.
Nicki 10 L Monk’s Coffee Shop 23:44:47

Susan Ross 21 L vs.
Kenny Rogers 22 W Monk’s Coffee Shop 00:00:11

The Japanese Guys 20 W vs.
The Valet Parking Attendant 17 L Monks Coffee Shop 00:00:14

Round 1

Franklin Delano Romanowski (FDR) 32 W vs.
Matthew 6 L Monk’s Coffee Shop 23:55:55

Ramon 28 W vs.
Tim The Neo-Nazi 10 L Monks Coffee Shop 23:55:28

The Dominicans 28 W vs.
Mocha Joe 8 L Monks Coffee Shop 00:02:23

The Sunshine Carpet Cleaners 16 L vs.
Rebecca DeMornay 25 W Monk’s Coffee Shop 00:02:07

1st - Flash (Williams,1979)

2nd - $360

3rd - $240

4th - $120

5th (2-way tie) - $90

7th (2-way tie) - $50

9th (4-way tie) - $30

13th (4-way tie) - $20